Toby Vanilla ‘FREAKING OUT’ over outfit for VAULT 2019
Toby Vanilla is currently locked away with his closest fairies to help him decide on what to wear for VAULT 2019.
VAULT 2019 sends Santa Claus on the brink of divorce
The VAULT 2019 photoshoot has caused a rift in the Claus marriage. Previously considered an ‘unbreakable marriage’, it was once described by Vanity Witch as one of the best examples that marriage does work. Sources claim that Santa Claus has been kicked out of the marital bed and has been sleeping at his brother Satan’s …
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Toby Vanilla ‘PEED WITH DELIGHT’ for VAULT 2019
Toby Vanilla ‘PEED WITH DELIGHT’ when told he will host How To Date A Magical Creature’ at VAULT Festival in February 2019.
Satan annoyed at VAULT photoshoot snub
In an exclusive interview with The Magical Reporter, Satan has revealed his massive disappointment at not being invited to the VAULT 2019 photoshoot to promote How To Date A Magical Creature which will be at VAULT 2019 on the 23rd and 24th February 2019.
In his own words: “My own brother, Santa Claus, went along to the VAULT 2019 photoshoot and didn’t tell me about it! I’m so furious. I only knew about it when I saw the photos published in The Magical Reporter. I immediately thought, but Toby Vanilla is a friend of mine! I thought he would definitely want me at the photoshoot to promote How To Date A Magical Creature at VAULT 2019.”
Santa Claus was approached for a comment but his official elf spokesman replied in a statement: “Santa Claus is getting ready for the Christmas holiday. Any questions regarding his personal relationship with his family, including his brother Satan, will not be answered as they are private matters. For the record, he was delighted to have been invited to the VAULT 2019 photoshoot and his brother Satan can suck it.”
It seems that all is not well in the Satan and Santa brother relationship. The big question on everyone’s minds of course is, will Satan be invited to be interviewed by Toby Vanilla on How To Date A Magical Creature when it comes to VAULT on the 23rd and 24th February 2019? Only time will tell…
How To Date A Magical Creature Live at VAULT 2019
23rd February 2019 at 16:30
24th February 2019 at 15:00
Tickets available here.
What is How To Date A Magical Creature? It’s an improvised comedy chat show, it has a host, and the guests are the world’s most (in)famous magical creatures and fantastical beasties (as chosen by the audience) who reveal their most intimate secrets and hot gossip.
Past guests include Santa and his twin brother Satan, a Mer-Wolf, the Grim Reaper and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun. Presented by self-titled celebrity TV journalist Toby Vanilla, How To Date a Magical Creature features a viper’s nest of some the UK’s best-known comedians from TV and London’s West-End.
VAULT Festival 2019!
Pictured: Demon Dan (Dan Starkey), Sue the Mermaid (Susan Harrison), Santa Claus (Jonah Fazel) The Magical Reporter is DELIGHTED to announce that How To Date A Magical Creature is headed to the VAULT Festival 2019 with two exclusive live shows. The first will be on Saturday 23rd February at 16:30, and the second will be …
Government will legalise marriage between centaurs and unicorns
In what is being hailed a ‘milestone’ by magical rights activists all around the world, the UK government is finally going to push through the legalisation of marriage between centaurs and unicorns. A long-standing bone of contention between the two races, representatives from the Centaurs and Unicorns communities have praised the government’s decision. …
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Fairies Olympics Games Committee complains about a new ban on magic powder
The Fairies Olympics Games Committee has officially complained to the Magical Games Organisation that its latest ban on fairy dust puts them at an unfair disadvantage when competing against other creatures like werewolves and leprechauns in a number of events at the Olympics. A spokesperson for the Fairies said in a statement: “Without …
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Kim Zom Bie Angry that Hell&Co favoured Trump for CEO
Kim Zom Bie, otherwise known by his alter ego Kim Jung-Un, has filed an official complaint to the United Nations after Hell&Co declared that Donald Trump would be in line as the next CEO of Hell&Co. In a vigorously written statement read out by North Korea’s Got Talent Winner, Kim Jung-Un II (also known as …
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Trump In The Running for CEO of Hell&Co
We’re halfway through Donald Trump’s first four years of his presidency, and he has made such an impact of devastation, chaos and shock, that he is being tapped as a shoe-in for the position of CEO of Hell&Co as soon as he leaves the White House. Hell&Co Chairman, Satan, declared in a statement: “Mr Trump …
Mermerising Performance at Notting Hill Carnival!
In an astonishing turn of events at the Notting Hill Carnival 2018, the London Mermaids Association surprised attendees with an impromptu performance of dancing and singing. The Sun described the spectacle as ‘mermerising’. Fifteen year old Chris, who was on the front row, described the scene to How To Date A Magical Creature: “I …
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