The VAULT 2019 photoshoot has caused a rift in the Claus marriage. Previously considered an ‘unbreakable marriage’, it was once described by Vanity Witch as one of the best examples that marriage does work. Sources claim that Santa Claus has been kicked out of the marital bed and has been sleeping at his brother Satan’s …
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In an exclusive interview with The Magical Reporter, Satan has revealed his massive disappointment at not being invited to the VAULT 2019 photoshoot to promote How To Date A Magical Creature which will be at VAULT 2019 on the 23rd and 24th February 2019.
In his own words: “My own brother, Santa Claus, went along to the VAULT 2019 photoshoot and didn’t tell me about it! I’m so furious. I only knew about it when I saw the photos published in The Magical Reporter. I immediately thought, but Toby Vanilla is a friend of mine! I thought he would definitely want me at the photoshoot to promote How To Date A Magical Creature at VAULT 2019.”
Santa Claus was approached for a comment but his official elf spokesman replied in a statement: “Santa Claus is getting ready for the Christmas holiday. Any questions regarding his personal relationship with his family, including his brother Satan, will not be answered as they are private matters. For the record, he was delighted to have been invited to the VAULT 2019 photoshoot and his brother Satan can suck it.”
It seems that all is not well in the Satan and Santa brother relationship. The big question on everyone’s minds of course is, will Satan be invited to be interviewed by Toby Vanilla on How To Date A Magical Creature when it comes to VAULT on the 23rd and 24th February 2019? Only time will tell…
How To Date A Magical Creature Live at VAULT 2019
23rd February 2019 at 16:30
24th February 2019 at 15:00
Tickets available here.
What is How To Date A Magical Creature? It’s an improvised comedy chat show, it has a host, and the guests are the world’s most (in)famous magical creatures and fantastical beasties (as chosen by the audience) who reveal their most intimate secrets and hot gossip.
Past guests include Santa and his twin brother Satan, a Mer-Wolf, the Grim Reaper and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun. Presented by self-titled celebrity TV journalist Toby Vanilla, How To Date a Magical Creature features a viper’s nest of some the UK’s best-known comedians from TV and London’s West-End.
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