The Tooth Fairy was under siege last night after an undercover reporter published a video showing the Tooth Fairy illegally selling teeth to what the Tooth Fairy thought was a black market ivory dealer.
On the recording, the Tooth Fairy can be heard distinctly saying: “I’ll sell these beauties for £1000 a pop. They’re as good as ivory. No one ever asks what I do with them anyway. They’re just collecting dust in my house and I want to buy a mansion in Miami. House prices these days are crazy. Anyway, you in or are you out?”
The reporter made his excuses and left the meeting.
At the time of going to press, the Tooth Fairy was believed to be in hiding in Lapland.