It’s the gift that keeps on giving! The Magical Reporter is BEYOND excited that the blog ‘Memoirs of a Metro Girl‘ has included How To Date A Magical Creature in their ‘Top Shows To See At VAULT 2019’ selection. Toby Vanilla said he was more excited by this news than the fact Black Panther got …
The VAULT 2019 photoshoot has caused a rift in the Claus marriage. Previously considered an ‘unbreakable marriage’, it was once described by Vanity Witch as one of the best examples that marriage does work. Sources claim that Santa Claus has been kicked out of the marital bed and has been sleeping at his brother Satan’s …
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The recent trend for ‘clean eating’ has swept into into the magical world as as the first ever ‘ungarlic garlic’ goes on sale. It is the first ever garlic that is completely harmless to vampires. A spokesman for the “I Wish I Could Eat Garlic But I’m A Vampire” society released this statement: “It is …
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The Evil Trust has become embroiled in the latest political scandal coming out of the US: members of the senior council interfered with the US presidential elections that resulted in the election of Donald Trump. Even though the organisation was only set up by The Council of Demons less than a month ago, The Evil …
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