We’re halfway through Donald Trump’s first four years of his presidency, and he has made such an impact of devastation, chaos and shock, that he is being tapped as a shoe-in for the position of CEO of Hell&Co as soon as he leaves the White House.
Hell&Co Chairman, Satan, declared in a statement: “Mr Trump has shown an innate ability for destruction, evil and being a downright massive asshole. He has all the traits we’ve been looking for as CEO.”
The position of CEO of Hell&Co has been vacant since Frank Sinatra decided to retire after 20 years in the post.