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Mark Zuckerberg Invited to the World Wizard Championship

Mark Zuckerberg has been officially invited to participate in the final of the World Wizard Championship, held in Russia over the summer of 2018. An unexpected contender, his invisibility stunt following the Cambridge Analytica scandal left the jury completely baffled and mesmerised. A senior committee member of the Championship who spoke to How To Date …

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Fairy Team Faces Olympic Ban

Allegations have emerged that the Olympic Fairy team used illegal fairy dust to boost their performance during the Winter Olympics 2018. The team were praised for their incredible haul of gold medals in basketball, running, swimming and archery, which they explained as being the result of a hard work, hard training, and more hard work. …

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