The Council of Demons has officially launched “The Evil Trust”. The new organisation will be headquartered in Luxembourg for tax purposes, with branches opening up in Paris, London, New York and LA. Its official motto is: “Don’t Be Evil (Just Kidding)”
A spokesman for the Council of Demons said: “We’re incredibly excited to begin this new era of promoting evil on earth. We are delighted that after four millenniums, we finally have a dedicated offshoot right here on earth.”
At the time of going to press, we were unable to get a response from the United Nations.