There were several wounded this morning after angels collided into another while going round a roundabout. Investigators looking into the crash point to Red Bull-spiked semi-skimmed milk as being the source of their disorientation.
One angel spoke to How To Date a Magical Creature on condition of anonymity: “I had my usual semi-skimmed milk this morning, and I did think it tasted a bit strange. When I flew off to go to work my wings started going crazy. It’s like they had a mind of their own!”
Anonymous sources claim the Evil Trust is to blame. At the time of going to press, The Evil Trust were unavailable for comment.