The Bank of England To Bail Out The Leprechauns

The Bank of England has agreed to extend a multi-billion pound cash loan to The Leprechauns after they accidentally spent all the gold in their cauldrons.

A spokesman for The Leprechauns released this statement: “It’s really embarrassing. We thought the gold would just fill up automatically every time we spent it all. We planned to return the Lamborghini when we realised we couldn’t reach the pedals but that didn’t work out. We’re ever so grateful the Bank of England could step in. Jamaica better be ready for us, we’re coming to spend some £££!!!”

This is a first for The Leprechauns, who can usually always be relied on to buy everyone rounds of drinks in the pub. It seems that The Bank of England are keen for this tradition to stay.