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Peter Pan on Botox!

Sources have confirmed what everyone has long suspected: Peter Pan has been having secret Botox injections for years! The youthful looking cheeky devil has been hiding the secrets to his eternal youth, and persistently claiming it’s due to his magical powers. It all came crashing down this week then his ‘magical powers’ were none other …

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Jon Snow in S**tstorm

Jon Snow has sparked outrage with his fellow guardsmen of Night Watch by calling the land north of the wall a ‘massive shithole’. A ‘friend’ of the King of the North said: “Jon was really smashed. He’d had far too much wine. Someone asked him what it was like north of the wall. And Jon …

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Werewolves Open Salon

Werewolves are preparing to open the world’s first ‘werewolf-friendly’ salon in Hackney in London. Claiming they are sick and tired of getting dirty looks when entering normal salons, Hairy Jim, leader of the Werewolves Have Rights Too party, declared that this is a great in the right direction for the rights of werewolves around the …

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