The Magical Reporter is delighted to announce that Toby Vanilla is “delighted” that BroadwayWorld.com has officially endorsed How To Date A Magical Creature at the VAULT Festival in February 2019. Over the moon, Toby has said he will be giving a very personal thanks to BroadwayWorld.com during his show. Stay in the loop on the …
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In an exclusive interview with The Magical Reporter, Medusa insists she won’t be turning anyone to stone if she makes an appearance at the VAULT Festival in February 2019 as part of Toby Vanilla’s How To Date A Magical Creature. “I promise I’ll be really good! If I’m asked to appear I’ll be sure that …
Toby Vanilla ‘PEED WITH DELIGHT’ when told he will host How To Date A Magical Creature’ at VAULT Festival in February 2019.
Pictured: Demon Dan (Dan Starkey), Sue the Mermaid (Susan Harrison), Santa Claus (Jonah Fazel) The Magical Reporter is DELIGHTED to announce that How To Date A Magical Creature is headed to the VAULT Festival 2019 with two exclusive live shows. The first will be on Saturday 23rd February at 16:30, and the second will be …
In what is being hailed a ‘milestone’ by magical rights activists all around the world, the UK government is finally going to push through the legalisation of marriage between centaurs and unicorns. A long-standing bone of contention between the two races, representatives from the Centaurs and Unicorns communities have praised the government’s decision. …
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Kim Zom Bie, otherwise known by his alter ego Kim Jung-Un, has filed an official complaint to the United Nations after Hell&Co declared that Donald Trump would be in line as the next CEO of Hell&Co. In a vigorously written statement read out by North Korea’s Got Talent Winner, Kim Jung-Un II (also known as …
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In an astonishing turn of events at the Notting Hill Carnival 2018, the London Mermaids Association surprised attendees with an impromptu performance of dancing and singing. The Sun described the spectacle as ‘mermerising’. Fifteen year old Chris, who was on the front row, described the scene to How To Date A Magical Creature: “I …
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The recent trend for ‘clean eating’ has swept into into the magical world as as the first ever ‘ungarlic garlic’ goes on sale. It is the first ever garlic that is completely harmless to vampires. A spokesman for the “I Wish I Could Eat Garlic But I’m A Vampire” society released this statement: “It is …
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Men, women and children had a nasty shock today when mermaids all over the world started throwing plastic rubbish at them from the sea. Little Johnny, 8 years old, was an eyewitness to this unforeseen phenomenon from a beach in Cornwall this morning: “I was just on a beach collecting some shells and listening to …
The BBC’s flagship programme ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ will make the assertion that Boris Johnson, currently the government’s Foreign Secretary, is partly descended from a fairy. The somewhat unsurprising discovery was made when Johnson agreed to a routine DNA test to find out more about his genetic makeup. When the programme’s scientists confirmed …