VAULT FESTIVAL DAY 1
Toby Vanilla has agreed to release some pictures of the first day of his sold out run for How To Date A Magical Creature at the VAULT Festival 2019.
Government will legalise marriage between centaurs and unicorns
In what is being hailed a ‘milestone’ by magical rights activists all around the world, the UK government is finally going to push through the legalisation of marriage between centaurs and unicorns. A long-standing bone of contention between the two races, representatives from the Centaurs and Unicorns communities have praised the government’s decision. …
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Tooth Fairy In Black Market Tooth Scandal
The Tooth Fairy was under siege last night after an undercover reporter published a video showing the Tooth Fairy illegally selling teeth to what the Tooth Fairy thought was a black market ivory dealer. On the recording, the Tooth Fairy can be heard distinctly saying: “I’ll sell these beauties for £1000 a pop. They’re as …
The Bank of England To Bail Out The Leprechauns
The Bank of England has agreed to extend a multi-billion pound cash loan to The Leprechauns after they accidentally spent all the gold in their cauldrons. A spokesman for The Leprechauns released this statement: “It’s really embarrassing. We thought the gold would just fill up automatically every time we spent it all. We planned to …