Kim Zom Bie, otherwise known by his alter ego Kim Jung-Un, has filed an official complaint to the United Nations after Hell&Co declared that Donald Trump would be in line as the next CEO of Hell&Co.
In a vigorously written statement read out by North Korea’s Got Talent Winner, Kim Jung-Un II (also known as Kim Zom Bie’s first official clone), in a raucous meeting of the United Nations Security Council, Kim Zom Bie declared:
“I have been fighting tooth and nail for this promotion for decades. Then ‘The Donald’, who didn’t even want to the President in the first place, elbows his way in with his ‘big money’ and his ‘big towers’. Well it’s NOT fair. NOT fair. I want a full judicial review of the selection process and have a chance to actually be interviewed for the role. Please?”
At the time of going to press, Hell&Co hadn’t yet responded for a comment.