The recent trend for ‘clean eating’ has swept into into the magical world as as the first ever ‘ungarlic garlic’ goes on sale. It is the first ever garlic that is completely harmless to vampires. A spokesman for the “I Wish I Could Eat Garlic But I’m A Vampire” society released this statement: “It is …
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The Tooth Fairy was under siege last night after an undercover reporter published a video showing the Tooth Fairy illegally selling teeth to what the Tooth Fairy thought was a black market ivory dealer. On the recording, the Tooth Fairy can be heard distinctly saying: “I’ll sell these beauties for £1000 a pop. They’re as …
Men, women and children had a nasty shock today when mermaids all over the world started throwing plastic rubbish at them from the sea. Little Johnny, 8 years old, was an eyewitness to this unforeseen phenomenon from a beach in Cornwall this morning: “I was just on a beach collecting some shells and listening to …