Sources have confirmed what everyone has long suspected: Peter Pan has been having secret Botox injections for years! The youthful looking cheeky devil has been hiding the secrets to his eternal youth, and persistently claiming it’s due to his magical powers.
It all came crashing down this week then his ‘magical powers’ were none other than an unlimited supply of Botox and a friendly doctor. His cover has been blown however.
At the time of going to press, Peter Pan was unavailable for comment.