Jon Snow has sparked outrage with his fellow guardsmen of Night Watch by calling the land north of the wall a ‘massive shithole’. A ‘friend’ of the King of the North said: “Jon was really smashed. He’d had far too much wine. Someone asked him what it was like north of the wall. And Jon stopped, looked at him and said ‘It’s a total SH*THOLE’. We couldn’t believe our ears!!”
At the time of going to press, Jon Snow was unavailable for comment.