Mark Zuckerberg has been officially invited to participate in the final of the World Wizard Championship, held in Russia over the summer of 2018. An unexpected contender, his invisibility stunt following the Cambridge Analytica scandal left the jury completely baffled and mesmerised.
A senior committee member of the Championship who spoke to How To Date A Magical Creature on the condition of anonymity said: “We tried tracking him down using potions, telephathy, magic eight balls…nothing worked! It was such an impressive feat of disappearance. While the whole world was going crazy about Cambridge Analytica, Mark simply vanished. He displayed such mastery of that art that it is only fitting he join us in Russia to participate in the World Wizard Championships in July.”
At the time of going to press, Mark Zuckerberg was unavailable for comment.