The Invisible Man is in hospital after suffering from a serious traffic accident. In a witness statement, the driver said: “I am so so sorry. I just didn’t see him! I hope he’s okay!”
A hospital spokesman released this statement to the press earlier today: “At 8:06am this morning, The Invisible Man was struck on the left-hand side by a vehicle moving at 19 miles per hour. He suffered a number of injuries that are unnoticeable to the naked eye. He is currently on sedatives and sleeping. Or at least we think he’s sleeping, or might be pretending to snore. More information will be released as his case progresses.”
HowToDateAMagicalCreature.com wishes The Invisible Man a speedy recovery.