Allegations have emerged that the Olympic Fairy team used illegal fairy dust to boost their performance during the Winter Olympics 2018. The team were praised for their incredible haul of gold medals in basketball, running, swimming and archery, which they explained as being the result of a hard work, hard training, and more hard work.
An anonymous whistleblower had handed over files and blood samples showing unusually high levels of fairy dust in 17 of the 18 team members of the Olympic Fairy team. If these are subsequently proven to be true, the Olympic Committee will have no choice but to ban the team from forthcoming Olympics.
A spokesman for the Fairy Team responded: “these allegations are simply not true. We will prove them to be wrong. Whatever it takes!”