Toby Vanilla ‘FREAKING OUT’ over outfit for VAULT 2019
Toby Vanilla is currently locked away with his closest fairies to help him decide on what to wear for VAULT 2019.
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Trump In The Running for CEO of Hell&Co
We’re halfway through Donald Trump’s first four years of his presidency, and he has made such an impact of devastation, chaos and shock, that he is being tapped as a shoe-in for the position of CEO of Hell&Co as soon as he leaves the White House. Hell&Co Chairman, Satan, declared in a statement: “Mr Trump …
Cher: “I NEVER use Botox (I asked a vampire for a favour…)”
The Creature Herald has the scoop of the year: Cher, also known as The Goddess of Pop, has revealed that she hates all chemicals and would NEVER dare to use Botox to stay young. Instead, she asked a friendly vampire if he could lend a bite… In an exclusive interview Cher explained: “I was born …
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George Cambridge set for Eton or Hogwarts?
Sources close to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge say the Royal Couple are in a real tizz: should their darling George get packed off to his father’s alma mater Eton? Or should he head up to Hogwarts and learn valuable magic skills that will help woo over the country when he eventually becomes King? …
Rudolf The Reindeer in Company Scandal
Rudolf the Reindeer has been spotted in Machu Picchu during his extended new year holiday vacation. Our eagle eyed photographer snapped him in the company of FIVE company lamas! Naughty naughty. We attempted to get in touch with him for a comment, but a spokesman for Lapland said he was currently on his way to …
Cookie Monster Breaks The Gingerbread Man’s Heart
In a surprise twist to their long-standing affair, the Cookie Monster has declared that it can no longer be in a relationship with The Gingerbread Man. According to ‘friends’ of the Cookie Monster, The Gingerbread Man just wasn’t living up to it’s side of the bargain when it came to domestic chores. At the time …
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