In a surprise twist to their long-standing affair, the Cookie Monster has declared that it can no longer be in a relationship with The Gingerbread Man. According to ‘friends’ of the Cookie Monster, The Gingerbread Man just wasn’t living up to it’s side of the bargain when it came to domestic chores.
At the time of going to press, The Gingerbread Man was unavailable for comment, but ‘friends’ say he has checked into the Priory for a period of emotional recuperation.