The Creature Herald has the scoop of the year: Cher, also known as The Goddess of Pop, has revealed that she hates all chemicals and would NEVER dare to use Botox to stay young. Instead, she asked a friendly vampire if he could lend a bite…
In an exclusive interview Cher explained: “I was born a human. And humans age, they wrinkle. Fact! All these chemicals they bring out that claim you’ll ‘stay young forever’. Gross. And who knows what they do to your body. No I thought the only way to stay looking young in Hollywood would be to ask a friendly vampire if he could bite me. There were plenty of options. This way I can sustain my career for as long as I wish!”
At the time of going to press, The Creature Herald was unable to reach the friendly vampire.