In a world first, London will be opening its first lane of traffic dedicated to dragons from Hackney in East London to Ealing in West London, after safety concerns that drivers are getting accidentally roasted on the road.
It’s been an open secret for years. Since Dragons have started sharing the traffic lanes with human drivers, they have become a menace to the drivers. “Dragon Road Rage” claims an average of two human deaths a week, as dragons accidentally spit fire when they get angry at getting cut off at a red light.
Fingers crossed this will become a thing of the past with Dragons travelling freely in their own lanes.