Witches Push for Vegan Alternatives

The organisation “Witches can be Vegan and Still be Witches” has launched its new campaign as part of its general push into the eradication of animal products in the production of spells. Their spokesperson Victoria Malfoy said: “It’s time for witches and wizards to recognise that using toads in a standard spell isn’t necessary. Broccoli works just as well. We’ve proven it time and time again!”

When contacted for a response, the organisation “Meat in Spells is Best” released this statement: “We stand by our commitment to using the purest of ingredients for the purest of spells. Any attempts at replacing traditional ingredients after they have proven their worth millennia after millennia is simply fruitless (pun intended).”

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