The organisation “Witches can be Vegan and Still be Witches” has launched its new campaign as part of its general push into the eradication of animal products in the production of spells. Their spokesperson Victoria Malfoy said: “It’s time for witches and wizards to recognise that using toads in a standard spell isn’t necessary. Broccoli …
Sources close to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge say the Royal Couple are in a real tizz: should their darling George get packed off to his father’s alma mater Eton? Or should he head up to Hogwarts and learn valuable magic skills that will help woo over the country when he eventually becomes King? …
Jeremy Corbyn has denied allegations from members of his own party that he is in fact a wizard. A Labour MP who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of magical reprisals confided: “I mean it’s the only explanation. I don’t understand how he’s been able to build such a huge following without wizarding powers. Look …