10 tips on how to date Satan & Santa
by
Toby Vanilla
the full episode of how to date Satan and santa
Toby Vanilla’s Top 10 tips on how to date Satan & Santa
- Don’t contradict Santa.
Whatever Santa says you should go along with it, no matter how outrageous it seems at the time. The last you want is to be switched onto the ‘shit list’.
- Satan is actually the nice guy.
Weirdly, Satan is the one looking out for Santa.
- Don’t ask Santa about his work.
He gets very touchy about this!
- Don’t ask Santa about his divorce.
He’ll literally flip a shit.
- Satan loves to talk about the perfect.
Let him talk. It’s dull, but you don’t have a choice.
- Stock up on vodka.
Santa’s rider always includes large of bottle of vodka. Make sure you have one. You do no want to get on his bad side.
- Bring flowers for Satan.
He may be the king of hell, but he loves a nice-smelling room. Red roses are a particular favourite.
- Arrange a car for Santa.
Santa never travels anywhere without a driver. If you even slightly hint you’ve forgotten his transportation you will go straight onto his shit list.
- Have a cleaner on standby.
Santa is going to break something. You can never predict what it will be, but be prepared for something to break.
- Make Santa feel like a link.
He’s a selfish asshole so be careful. At the slightest slight he’ll put you straight onto his shit list.
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