10 tips on how to date a vampire
by
Catriona gunningforit
10 TIPS ON HOW TO DATE A VAMPIRE
Catriona Gunningforit’s Top 10 Tips on How To Date A Vampire
- Never suggest meeting before sundown.
If you do, it shows a complete lack of awareness on your part and a vampire WILL (and deservedly) ghost you.
- Always ask a restaurant to prepare the meals ‘garlic-free’.
A vampire will appreciate you’re looking out for them. Some vampires are quite shy and always try and order meals they think are definitely free of garlic. If you do this they’ll see you care. - Don’t ask how old they are.
Unless they offer! Once you get comfortable with each other. - Do ask them about hobbies.
Vampires invested in stocks centuries ago and are LOADED with cash and never need to work. They have nothing but free time and love to knit, write poetry and paint. - Don’t wear strong perfumes.
Vampires are very sensitive to smells – the more natural you are, the more turned on they get… - Don’t always wear black.
Just because vampires wear black in movies doesn’t mean they only prefer black. Little known secret: Dracula had a collection of 352 Hawaiian shirts. He wore a different one every night of the year! - Ask about their music tastes
They’ve been around so long, they love a good classic! - Don’t ask about the celebrities they’ve met over the centuries.
Unless they offer the information themselves. Vampires can be very sensitive about these past friendships.
- Always carry contraceptives.
They may be vampires, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get crabs!
- Enjoy…!
Dating a vampire is a unique experience, and we would love to hear all about it! You can email us, instagram us, or (if you still use it) tweet us.
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